It's Been A While

Well former readers it certainly has been a while.

A whole lot has changed but during this month and so many days something has really caught my eye. Last week I was on a stag doo in the eye catching city of Prague.

Eye catching it certainly is. Welcoming............. like fuck.

Now I know the Brits do have a bad reputation of you know, partying, drinking hard, pissing about, but the majority of countries seem to accept this. I don't think Spain would have such a strong economy if it wasn't for us "typical english scum" as we were so eloquently called in Praha.

Now the Czech Rep is not the richest city in the world and does rely very much on Tourism. Now the country does sell Beer very cheap so British lads (and lasses) like to go there and enjoy paying less than a pound a pint. So why tell them to come and then leave a barrage of abuse like we got.

Below I shall post the letter our lovely hotel owners left us at the door. Now before reading this please note we were shattered and got home for 3am and went straight to sleep:

ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING IS COMPLAINING BECAUSE YOU DONT LEARN IN YOUR LIFE WHAT IS THE RESPECT FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. I KNOW IT IS NORMAL IN ENGLAND TO DRINK UNTIL WHEN YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE AND THAT YOU ARE A PERSON AND NOT AN ANIMAL BUT FORTUNALLY FOR US IS JUST IN ENGLAND. IF YOU LOOK AROUND IN PRAGUE THERE ARE SOME PLACE WHERE IS FORBIDDEN THE ENTRY TO THE ENGLISH GROUP.... IS THAT THE IMAGE YOU WILL SHOW TO THE WORLD. I HOPE NOT.

I GIVE TO MY CLIENTS THE NUMBER OF THE POLICE SO EVERYBODY THIS NIGHT CAN CALL THEM IF YOU MAKE NOISE LIKE THE PAST NIGHT.

Now how fucking nice is that. First of all if you are going to slag off the people who are paying you good money to sleep in your slums. Think first, also get your fucking grammar correct. Terrible, terrible grammar.

That was what upset me more i think.

So before you book your stag doo. Think first, Prague No, sunnier climates Yes.

Try Scarborough.