The sugar poofs boosh thing

Now if you do read this blog you will recall the sugar puffs boosh post, which i thought was class.

Now if you didn't already know, Fielding and Barret are actually looking to sue sugar puffs.

What's the craic with that. Below I will link an article from the sun which comments on Boosh fans being "furious" and other stupid petty moods like that.

Now I am a Boosh fan, I know many boosh fans. Now me and everyone of these "boosh fans" like the advert and think its funny. Its just some people whinge to be liked and mimicked and as soon as they are they cause uproar.

It takes me back to when I was at college and this goth lad got told off by the teacher for something shit, The goth then replied with "You're only victimising me because I'm and individual". To which the teacher replied "like the other 2000 individuals in this college son"

Classic, anyway here's the article

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article934592.ece

Poor isn't it. Or well

It's Been A While

Well former readers it certainly has been a while.

A whole lot has changed but during this month and so many days something has really caught my eye. Last week I was on a stag doo in the eye catching city of Prague.

Eye catching it certainly is. Welcoming............. like fuck.

Now I know the Brits do have a bad reputation of you know, partying, drinking hard, pissing about, but the majority of countries seem to accept this. I don't think Spain would have such a strong economy if it wasn't for us "typical english scum" as we were so eloquently called in Praha.

Now the Czech Rep is not the richest city in the world and does rely very much on Tourism. Now the country does sell Beer very cheap so British lads (and lasses) like to go there and enjoy paying less than a pound a pint. So why tell them to come and then leave a barrage of abuse like we got.

Below I shall post the letter our lovely hotel owners left us at the door. Now before reading this please note we were shattered and got home for 3am and went straight to sleep:

ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE BUILDING IS COMPLAINING BECAUSE YOU DONT LEARN IN YOUR LIFE WHAT IS THE RESPECT FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD. I KNOW IT IS NORMAL IN ENGLAND TO DRINK UNTIL WHEN YOU FORGET WHO YOU ARE AND THAT YOU ARE A PERSON AND NOT AN ANIMAL BUT FORTUNALLY FOR US IS JUST IN ENGLAND. IF YOU LOOK AROUND IN PRAGUE THERE ARE SOME PLACE WHERE IS FORBIDDEN THE ENTRY TO THE ENGLISH GROUP.... IS THAT THE IMAGE YOU WILL SHOW TO THE WORLD. I HOPE NOT.

I GIVE TO MY CLIENTS THE NUMBER OF THE POLICE SO EVERYBODY THIS NIGHT CAN CALL THEM IF YOU MAKE NOISE LIKE THE PAST NIGHT.

Now how fucking nice is that. First of all if you are going to slag off the people who are paying you good money to sleep in your slums. Think first, also get your fucking grammar correct. Terrible, terrible grammar.

That was what upset me more i think.

So before you book your stag doo. Think first, Prague No, sunnier climates Yes.

Try Scarborough.

Leeds Festival

Hey Ho.

Ive got a ticket for leeds festival.

I dont wanna go.

Im selling it.

Going to Prague instead.

If you want it.

Email me via this thingy.

Holla

Sugar Puffs Go Boosh

Check this shit out peeps.

Anyone who watches the mighty boosh will fucking love this. Others will say mmm and probably move on. I love it.

Now in the Boosh they have what is called "crimping". Now "crimping" is basically free flowing songs about random bags of bollocks. e.g

Soup Soup
Tasty Soup Soup
Spicy carrot and corriander
Chilli chowder
Crouton Crouton
Crunch friends in a liquid brothI am gespatchio Oh!
I am a summer soup Mmmm!
Miso Miso
Fighting in the dojo
Miso Miso
Oriental Prince in the land of soup

Good shit I know. But the honey monster has took the wonderful wee smelling world of sugar puffs into this weird and wacky world of crimping.

Behold:



I know it's mint.

Now even I want to eat sugar puffs.

Maybe if salad start doing crimps me or even Tyson!!!! will start eating them.

Well maybe not Tyson.

What's Tyson Eaten Today

Well readers, unless you didn't know I also write another blog. I am more than just a one trick pony.

I have this astounding work colleague by the name of Tyson. And this fucker can eat. There is no pint in me telling you how much he eats on this board as there is not enough web space on this page.

So please feel free to visit.

whatstysoneatentoday.blogspot.com

I thank you

Teabagging Ruined My Life

This is the funniest thing ever.

An American family torn by a teabagging incident.

Listen to the graphic detail about when she goes on about when they rammed a banana up her sons arse.

Textbook stuff.



Imagine this happening and your life being over. He shouldn't wear a stupid hat should he really. Or well.

Hooray For Rickaaaay

Good news everybody. Rickaaay is back. With the delightful (haha) bianca.

This news is like hit shit. Straight from the shetlands mouth. The all seeing all telling Walford Gazette.

http://www.wgazette.com/

Now this is a site. For all people who never go out and watch the soaps 24/7. You know who you are, there is The Walford Gazette. Watch this space for more Walford News!!!