Teabagging Ruined My Life

This is the funniest thing ever.

An American family torn by a teabagging incident.

Listen to the graphic detail about when she goes on about when they rammed a banana up her sons arse.

Textbook stuff.



Imagine this happening and your life being over. He shouldn't wear a stupid hat should he really. Or well.

Hooray For Rickaaaay

Good news everybody. Rickaaay is back. With the delightful (haha) bianca.

This news is like hit shit. Straight from the shetlands mouth. The all seeing all telling Walford Gazette.

http://www.wgazette.com/

Now this is a site. For all people who never go out and watch the soaps 24/7. You know who you are, there is The Walford Gazette. Watch this space for more Walford News!!!

Angleterre

Well didn't the lads do well last night. Some change a manager makes to players who just decide not to turn up for international games.

It was like watching the ginger pig McClaren and Svendo in the second.

I remember 2002 was the last time I was actually bothered about England International games. Everyone else feels the same as me now as well so I'm not alone.

But the question that's on everyones lips, how can this change. Simple. Kick the fuckers up the arse. Remember Staurt Pearce In 1996 scoring that penalty. Have you seen anybody since with passion like that. No. All our players now think too much about the football and not about the passion. And Passion counts a lot in international football. We need to get some young hungry lad in the middle of the park running round flying into tackles and then spitting on the bastards after.

We don't have anybody who will run around the 6 yard box and wait for the lucky bounce like liniker used to. Again all our centre forwards try to hard to be footballers instead of goal scorers.

Anyway. This is a nothing post, I was just a bot anoyed and nobody will actually take this to the FA and say "there you are dick head, Duh" But you know.

The Foals

The foals. Nice sound. Arseholes.

As good as the song cassius sounds have you seen the clip of these lot. Student boys.

The video is one of the most stupid things I have seen in my life. What looks like chicken thighs hanging from the sealing and this tit of a lead singer is just knocking them.

Then theres a shot of them just looking with the little turd kind of shaking. Now I know they are going for the random student marke but it has been exhausted mate. No one cares, you are not the new boys in town and you need to grow up.

To infuriate me more that little twat actually quit Oxford uni to start his two bob band. So thousands of 16/17/18 year olds graft there arse off at college for a chance like that and that tit just says fuck it I'm off to live off mammy and daddy and rip off the music industry and the students who he took that chance off as they will buy his cd. Well I'm gonna download it for free instead. hahahaha

Jay Z, Glasto...... Fuck Off

June 2007 was amazing. My first experience of glasto and it was the most enjoyable moment catching experience of my life. I had plans of being one of the old timers, glastonbury heros who have turned in year in year out for the past 20 or so years. Not now.

Have you seen what has happened. The ticket demands are down, you all know why. Thick fuck Eavis has decided to get Jay (beyonce shagger) Z to headline the event. Beh!!!

Well you could argue that there is other stages at the festival and you dont have to see him. But the festival will now be full of arseholes. White men trying to be black. Fuckin wannabe ganstas and general tits. That is why the happy go lucky everybody get a long attitude of glasto will no longer be.

Also Lost Vaguness will not be there. Basically for those who do not know. That is the after hours festical where strummerville and all that craic are. No more. No Fatboy Slim secret show in the casino and Madness playing the same gig on that night. No More.

It wont be long until you see the wonderful Golden Arches of Mc Donalds (MC pun intended for jay z craic) at glastonbury. Well you wont see me captain.

Thank you for listening.

Wel Well Well

This my darlings is where it shall begin.


I shall tell all of my worries about the UK and just laugh at what happens really.

My first blog shall start soon and it's a matter very close to my heart. Fucking Glasto getting that arsehole Jay (here's a good idea lets sample annie) Z.

Anyway, shall not go too much into that and spoil the fun for you all.

I shall holla back (even I'm starting to sound like the prick now) at you soon with me revelations.

Tatty tata